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Joke of the Day
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."
Next Joke
"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"
"4 y/o: What's your job? Me: I stay at home, take care of you, clean, cook the food... 4: That sounds boring. Do you want me to fire you?"
"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"
"No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you."
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."
"When I was teenage boy At first I wanted to be a gardener. Then I wanted to be a pool cleaner, afterwards a plumber. Then I stopped watching porn movies and went to college."
"Whats the Difference Between AWD & 4x4? Your sexuality."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? How the hell did they get inside a light bulb?"