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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt"
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"I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train When he did he was chuffed to bits"
"Him- You're a useless piece of shit.. Me- Show me a useful piece of shit."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""
"What color is ice? Hielo."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish."
"Hey u should give your secret boss this Coke. *bottle says ""Share a Coke w/ the Drug Maker Guy""* *undercover cop's fake mustache falls off*"
"Does your camera know you've been using it to look like a whore?"
"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"
"Ever notice Santa brings way nicer shit to rich kids than poor kids? Hey kids ,maybe it's time to do a little Christmas critical thinking."