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"I spend half of my time thinking about fractions Well, not exactly half...."
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"It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color."
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"Yoda's last name is ""Layheewho."""
"True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet."