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Joke of the Day
"Depressed? Just imagine Ozzy Osbourne struggling to pour a giant jar of change into a Coinstar."
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"Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done."
"Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight..."
"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"
"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."
"Just bought a new phone, it's helping me with weight loss I don't have money to eat anything for 2 months."
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"
"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."
"This joke isn't funny. Donald Trump"
"My wife said ""You only love me because my father left me a million pounds."" ""That's not true, I'd still love you whoever left it to you"""