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Joke of the Day
"My sex life is like a Ferrari I don't have one :("
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"Someone asked me to stop singing wonderwall I said maybe"
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"Some guy told me he liked me, but he doesn't follow me on twitter so his opinion is invalid."
"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"
"I bought a cheese grater for my blind uncle. He said it was the most violent thing he ever read."
"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"
"What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? A San Diego"
"Long underwear is the fur that God forgot to give us."
"What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs?? Riblings"