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Joke of the Day
"Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters."
Next Joke
"I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting"
"There's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."
"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."
"What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? ""What?"" ""You aren't coming to my house"""
"A joke about Serenity [Spoilers] How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash. Sorry."
"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"
"Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?"
"If you ever have to say ""just kidding,"" you're probably not very good at kidding and you should stop kidding"