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Joke of the Day
"What did ""Nock"" say to ""K""? You can join us, as long as you stay quiet."
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"Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor."
"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."
"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."
"On April Fools Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack."
"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"
"The world is so full of double standards... A woman tris to sleep with every guy she sees and she's a slut. I try to do that and all of the sudden I'm 'gay' and not allowed in Toys 'R' Us anymore."
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period"
"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"