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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? ""What?"" ""You aren't coming to my house"""

"A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"making holy water is easy.... you boil the hell out of it but how to you turn that holy water back into regular tap water? You cook the bejesus out of it. *bejesus may be a local slang but i hope not."

"What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets? Clearly short handed."

"What does a white girl and the numbers 3,5,7,and 9 have in common They can't even"

"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."

"What makes cows and horses so valuable? They have a lot of moo/neigh."

"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."

"What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? ""It's stale, mate."""