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Joke of the Day
"There's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews."
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"How do you end beef with someone? With the assistance of your friend, use a machete to chop the cow into pieces."
"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be called a chicken sedan."
"This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don't even know what that means but now I'm hungry."
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. Edit: missed a word"
"Can I get a pina colada please. 'This is Starbucks' Sorry, can I have venti pina colada."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"