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Joke of the Day
"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"
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"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""
"Doctor! I think I'm a teepee and a wigwam! Here is a prescription for antipsychotics."
"How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood."
"I gave two pints of blood at the hospital. You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like... Who's blood is this, and how did you get it?"
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."
"What is the most common cause of feline blindness? Cataracts"
"What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? Dam!"
"everyone i ever dated is impressed when i namedrop foreign authors but never bothers to check if they're just ikea product names (they are)"
"Trigger warning!! The next 4 years in America"