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Joke of the Day

"My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature."

"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"

"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"

"Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? [SFW] Me: Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? Dad: No, do YOU wanna hear a dirty joke? Me: Sure... Dad: Four white horses fell in a mud puddle."

"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"

"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."

"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."