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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."

"I think it might be fun to be an idiot-savant... ... but I'm having trouble with the savant part."

"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."

"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."

"You know what's great about Alice In Chains? She can't get away."

"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."

"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""

"What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !"

"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."

"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"