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Joke of the Day

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."

"Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night. Damn handie-cap!"

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"

"What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking....J.K . Rowling"

"My uncles wife is a sex therapist. (Possibly NSFW?) I call her Aunty climax."

"The other day I stayed in a very swanky hotel ... ... I had to shave before they let me go in their barbershop."

"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""

"What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line."

"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."

"Why did the scientist take off his doorbell? ...because he wanted to win the ""Nobel"" prize!"