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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pair of sadomasochists who break up as soon as the going gets tough? Fair leather friends"

"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."

"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"

"A guy picks up a prostitute After they're done she says: I feel so loved. You fuck like a god! As they start smoking a cigarette in bed she asks: By the way, why do you have holes in your hands."

"""It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"" Whatever. The point is, it was two people with contemporary American names."

"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."

"what does a man with a 9"" cock eat for breakfast? this morning, I ate some toast, cereal, coffee, bacon & eggs, hash browns..."

"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"

"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."

"Not having tattoos is suddenly a great way to express your individuality."