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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."
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"I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level."
"Jared from Subway got raided for child porn. That gives a whole new meaning to ""Eat Fresh"""
"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."
"There are 3 types of guys in this world 1) Handsome 2) Lucky 3) Me"
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"How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries"
"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""
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"I need a Life or a Clue but someone seems to have a Monopoly on them. So, instead, I'll take the Risk of sinking your Battleship."