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Joke of the Day

"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."

"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."

"Horse walks into a bar Bartender ""why the long face?"""

"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."

"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"

"I like to bring ants on planes and say ""All the people down there look like you!"" They can't understand me, but they like the company."

"Dads: what times your flight? Sons: 4pm Dads: id get there at 8am"

"What do you do after you but a new oven? Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party."

"I'd like your advice on this, as long as it agrees with what I already did"

"You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell."