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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"

"I didn't choose the pervert life,the pervert life chose me."

"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."

"I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed ""take a nap"" with ""piece of crap"" so don't tell me about your parenting skills."

"What do you call a slutty egg? Over easy!"

"Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie... ...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia."

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"

"Why did the sperm cross the street? Because i put on the wrong socks."

"Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time"

"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."