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Joke of the Day

"Masturbation is like procrastination It feels good when you're doing it, but afterwards, you realized you fucked yourself"

"A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant."

"My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral."

"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"

"I'm so glad l had piles of paperwork on my desk to soak up the coffee I spilled."

"My voicemail greeting: Hey, it's me. Please hang up and text me."

"Static methods won't get this"

"That's a lot of votes Donald Would be a shame if someone deleted them..."

"What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!"

"What do you call a single Mexican man? No bae Jose"