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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0"
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"A tourist walks up to a woman in a bar Tourist: Hello, what's your name? Girl: Hi, I'm Erica. Tourist: I'm Jim, where are you from? Girl: America. Tourist: Yeah, but where are you from?"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Only a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"
"I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind man. Then my stupid boss told me I'll never be a bus driver again."
"Seriously mam there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos"
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"
"What is the last thing that crosses a fly's mind when it hits the windshield? - it's asshole!"
"What kind of jean's do Mario prefer? Denim Denim Denim."
"One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly the blonde's friend said ""Oh look a dead birdie!"" The blonde looked up and said ""Where?"""