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Joke of the Day
"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."
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"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."
"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."
"My Dermatologist makes $60 a Pop !"
"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
"Hey pregnant ladies, all of your 3D ultrasounds look like Voldemort in a garbage bag."
"I cut myself while shaving... Because who... has time... for both. ~Jim Hamilton"