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Joke of the Day
"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"
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"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."
"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."
"Which phone is most sold in Australia? The htc M8. Oi mate"
"Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!"
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes? Chicken ceaser salad."
"My friend said he froze himself and as a result his testicles were at -273.1 degrees Celcius... Absolute bollocks"
"MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else."
"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."
"A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender ""I'll have a gin...and tonic."" Bartender says ""OK, but why the pause?"" ""I was born with them."""