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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!"
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"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."
"At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit."
"I'm not sure what 'First World Problems' means so I tried to look it up on my phone but I can't get 3G service here and my life is horrible!"
"Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee."
"What is one thing that I would never give? I don't give a rat's ass!"
"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"
"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."
"What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses"
"What do you call a Asian born in Canada Ehsian"