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Joke of the Day

"Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny!"

"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."

"Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia."

"Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy."

"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""

"What does an egg say when he gets turnt? Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation."

"My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Let's make a snowman!"

"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."

"Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!"