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Joke of the Day
"What do people do when a chemist dies? They barium."
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"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."
"My sister's lucky she married a doctor She says she has access to way more treatment options than normal patients."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."
"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"
"*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*"
"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"
"A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else's, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat."
"How do you spot the vegan at a party? They'll tell you."
"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"