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Joke of the Day
"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."
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"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"
"Young Billy stuck the knife into the outlet... He said it was a shocking surprise."
"People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub."
"Why don't pc gamers get laid Because they're micro-soft"
"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"
"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"
"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."
"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am."