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Joke of the Day

"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."

"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach"

"*writing resume* Strengths? I'm great at multitasking *explosion in kitchen* My popcorn! *car crashes through fence* I forgot I was driving!"

"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."

"My teenage daughter is TRYING to say, ""I miss you dad, please take me fishing."" But it keeps coming out like, ""Hey, can I have $20 dollars."""

"Oil If: Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Then: What is baby oil made from?"

"Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS."

"Why do they call your dick ""Robin Hood?"" Cuz I'm a girl stealer and I still have my foreskin ;)"

"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."