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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright."

"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"

"""Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names"" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at."

"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."

"More tattoo artists really just need to say ""No, I'm not doing that."""

"How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"

"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"

"Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding."

"If you're ever being mugged just shout THERE'S A BEE ON YOU the thief'll freak out and run away haha what a baby problem solved"