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Joke of the Day

"Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding."

"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"

"What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor? Nokia"

"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."

"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"

"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."

"What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk."

"How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire."