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Joke of the Day
"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"
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"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."
"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."
"Beef farmers in Washington are fighting to protect their cattle, whose water supply has been tainted with THC from the marijiana industry The steaks have never been higher"
"My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs."
"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""
"Q: Why does Michael J. Fox make such good milkshakes? A: Because he uses quality ingredients. What did you think, asshole?"
"I have an eating disorder... I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
"Net flips and krill? - killer whale text"