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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"

"A Polish person went to have their eyes tested. The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, can you read any of those letters?' read it?' the polish person answered, i know him!'"

"When I die, I'd like the word Humble' to be written. .......on my statue."

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP "

"The more you run over a cat... the flatter it gets."

"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."

"A son Whale asks a father Whale ""Where did I come from?"" The father Whale replies ""From my penis"" The son Whale says ""Oh....thanks"" Father Whale says ""You're Whalecum"""

"Changed ex's name in my cell to Do Not Engage. Unfortunately, his middle name Not doesn't show up when he texts."

"What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny"

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either"