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Joke of the Day

"So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight..."

"I'll tell you something about my wife She absolutely loves ~~cunilungas~~ ~~cunnilengus~~ ~~cunnelinges~~ cunnilingus Sorry, I always have trouble getting my tongue around it"

"What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6? ""Get bent"" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it."

"How do you know princess diana had dandruff? Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard."

"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"

"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."

"if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover"

"If Monday had a face, I'd punch it."

"Why do French people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? Because one is un uf."

"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"