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Joke of the Day

"If you're ever being mugged just shout THERE'S A BEE ON YOU the thief'll freak out and run away haha what a baby problem solved"

"How do you know when to use ""fridge"" or ""refrigerator""? Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge."

"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."

"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"

"I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"Jokes About German Sausages They're the wurst."

"Two crows sitting on a fence. Attempted murder."

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? Q: Why did the dick go to 7-11? A: To get a Slurpee."

"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."

"Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: ""FIFA has an Ethics Committee"""