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Joke of the Day
"If Mr. Bigger has a baby, which one is bigger? The baby is, he's just a little Bigger."
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"Facebook really needs a ""pee on someone's wall"" option."
"asked the universe for literally nothing & received a commercial featuring conjoined twins riding a segway"
"I chose to be gay because women are such assholes to me. Fuck em"
"Don't be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they'll spend more time manually checking your updates"
"With so many Americans upset with the candidates in the upcoming Presidential election, we should look on the bright side ... ... and please let me know what it is when you've found it."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill."
"What's the hardest part about wearing crocs in college? Swimming through the ocean of pussy to get to class"
"Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting"
"What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!"