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Joke of the Day
"If Mr. Bigger has a baby, which one is bigger? The baby is, he's just a little Bigger."
Next Joke
"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."
"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses."
"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"
"Mommy, why am I getting my Christmas presents in august? ""Because it's cheaper than chemo"""
"My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said ""You'll be okay, stop syncing about it"". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together."
"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""