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Joke of the Day
"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."
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"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"
"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"
"This is funny So is this"
"Some guy named Rand McNally printed out a bunch of Google maps and sells them at gas stations. Weird."
"The doctor tells his patient, ""Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."" The patient asks, ""Should I come back when you've sobered up?"
"How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."
"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."
"Why do Feminists Like to have Sex with the Lights Off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time."