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Joke of the Day
"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!"
Next Joke
"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"
"Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains? Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome"
"Just walked by a senior center celebrating pride... ... It looked like they were having a gay old time"
"I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy"
"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""
"It's hard to explain puns... It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
"It's so cute. My kids always say ""I want to help you, Daddy!"" because they don't know the word ""hinder""."
"Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch One found a bone"
"[just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice"