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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses."
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"Sorry I put a Gryffindor scarf on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called him Hermione Manger."
"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."
"Saw a blonde taking a milk bath... I said: Is it pasturized? She said: No silly, it's only up to my tits."
"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"
"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"
"What do you call a thrash can that cant close A thrash cannot (hahaha.....)"
"I was writing a book about Abortion Sadly it never delivered."
"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."
"what do u call a native guy with one leg not even"