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Joke of the Day

"If I cut a coupon out of the paper, get a code word from the radio, then watch a morning show & answer 3 questions, I get 10% off a coffee."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... ..sounds fun, dozen tit!"

"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."

"Want to get rid of your husband without killing him? Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years."

"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."

"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"

"Watched the movie Gravity tonight. Didn't see as much gravity as I expected. Two thumbs down based on that."

"I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P"

"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."

"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"