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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... ..sounds fun, dozen tit!"

"People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself."

"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."

"If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world. It's the alpaca-lips."

"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"

"Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs."

"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""

"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."

"What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit? Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible."