187577
Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... ..sounds fun, dozen tit!"
Next Joke
"What does apathy sound like? I'm Ellen Pao, AMA"
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"
"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."
"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"I was flattered that our mailman calls me ""Sunshine"" until I overheard him call my neighbor, the double amputee, ""Speedy."""
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
"A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks ""What seems to be the problem?"" She responds, ""Every time I sneeze, I orgasm"" The doctor ask, ""Are you taking anything for it?"" ""Yeah, pepper."""
"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"