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Joke of the Day

"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."

"My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white."

"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."

"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"

"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."

"What's the problem with an invisible penis? You never see it coming."

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."

"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"

"""I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."