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Joke of the Day

"Hey, teenage girls, don't get pregnant. Unless you want your own TV show."

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up dude it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I'm sure he means well..."

"Whoever drew the food pyramid forgot to coat the outside in Ranch dressing."

"What is the most useless superpower? America."

"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."

"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."

"I donated a kidney once but they turned it down when I couldn't answer where I got it from."

"Did you hear about the Polack that crashed a helicopter? He was getting cold, so he turned off the fan"

"Mom on Logic Finished Logic class, attempting to explain Boolean algebra to Mom. She listens intently, waits for me to finish, and said ""Bouillon?? That's for soup!"""

"Three steps to start a relationship. 1- buy a sheep 2- name it ""relation"" 3- now you have a relationsheep."