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Joke of the Day
"The best joke you'll never hear"
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"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."
"Why do girls never travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"""I see,"" said the blind man... as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"I hate weddings, funerals and the symphony. I never know when to clap."
"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."
"Just saw myself naked in a full length mirror, and I had an epiphany. Either someone in my family tree had sex with the baboon or pissed off a gypsy."
"How did Donald Trump get his tonsils removed? Vladimir Putin wore a spiked condom."
"Two fish are in a tank... One turns to the other and asks: ""do *you* know how to drive this thing?"""
"So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has"