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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kid steal the fan? He wanted to be cool."
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"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."
"Two lizards are being chased by the police ... and one says to the other 'Lose the tail!'"
"1000 pounds of oranges. is a ton of oranges."
"Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze."
"Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!"
"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."
"Faving a tweet = Quietly having sex with someone. RTing a tweet = Introducing the person to your friends."
"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"
"What does anal sex and a serving of brussel sprouts have in common? If you were forced to like it as a child, you probably don't like it as an adult."