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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chocolate cake?? A dindonuffin muffin"
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"Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL"
"I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?"
"Him: You have such a beautiful soul. Me: It's photoshopped."
"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
"Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together."
"Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool."
"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."
"Tommy Cooper gag A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."