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Joke of the Day

"My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube."

"What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO"

"Hey, Can I take you to Hogwarts? Because I'm 9 and 3/4."

"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."

"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"

"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."

"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."

"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."