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Joke of the Day

"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"

"What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."

"Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind."

"why are dubstep artists so bad at fishing? They always drop the bass"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."

"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""

"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"

"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"

"Next time somebody calls your home phone... Say ""Can I call you back? I'm driving."""