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Joke of the Day
"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
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"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."
"It's okay if ""buoyancy"" makes you happy -- whatever floats your boat."
"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
"..because I always go through the punch-line first I'm usually buzzed by the end of the cake-line.."
"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"
"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"
"Why couldn't the post-it note make it to his son's birthday party? Because he was stuck at the office!"
"What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers? The thot police! ^^^^PleaseDon'tBeTooHardOnMe."
"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."