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Joke of the Day

"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents."

"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."

"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."

"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."

"Spilled yogurt on my shirt and now I can't stop thinking of selling shirts made of yogurt. The Yoshirt. I taste potential. And mixed berry."

"I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer."

"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"

"OMG! I just got an email (in my bulk mail folder) from Oprah Winfrey!!! She's gonna help me increase the size of my penis!!!"

"Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits."