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Joke of the Day

"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."

"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"

"I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty."

"What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe? Vault Disney"

"What do nature and dogs have in common? They both abhor a vacuum."

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 nined 10."

"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."

"How do you make your penis bigger? Eat chicken and watermelon then wash it down with grape drink."

"It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug."

"What is light and red? Pink"