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Joke of the Day

"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"

"Q: Why are ghouls green? A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills."

"Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?"

"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""

"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."

"cop joke He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""

"Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex."

"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"

"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."