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Joke of the Day
"I went to a seafood disco last night... ... I pulled a muscle."
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"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm riding a Big Wheel on the freeway? Officer: A STOLEN BIG WHEEL"
"Hey guys, I just lost my virginity yesterday! What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?"
"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"
"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"
"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."
"When someone says ""sorry it's so messy in here"" regarding their mostly clean car I laugh so loud I cough up several pieces of trash"
"Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already."
"I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected."
"Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."