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Joke of the Day

"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."

"You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job."

"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"

"The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes... ...They all got bent out of shape."

"A problem shared is a problem halved Unless that problem is an STD"

"Yo mama so fat I slap her booty before she goes to work. When she comes home, it still wiggles."

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"I used to have a car that was made out of wood... The only problem was it woodn't go!"

"What do you call a gay vampire? A fruit bat."