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Joke of the Day

"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"

"At first, I hated my new haircut but it's grown on me."

"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"

"*knock at the door* ""H...hello?"" ""Hi, i'm not a mouse"" ""Phew, that's good because im a large block of cheese, lemme just open thARGGGHHHHHHH"

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"

"Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep."

"Scary Story Told In Only Five Words Your browser history is public!"

"Did you hear about the new machine that creates earthquakes? It was groundbreaking."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer."

"Short seal joke A baby seal walks into a club"